Holy crap. It took me the last ninety minutes to add the random quote generator at the right, but it's there. One tiny mistake and the whole thing is buggered. I'm not a perfectionist about anything so working with HTML code is too damn fussy for me, but I think I've got it so I can easily add to it without having any mental breakdowns. I'll save those for when I'm watching reality tv.
If it's working correctly, you should get a different quote each time but I've only put in 75 quotes, so don't whine if you get repeats.
I need coffee, talk to you later.
PS. Google Adsense, WTF? 3 ads for cat diarrhea?